{"id":18520,"date":"2026-06-26T11:49:03","date_gmt":"2026-06-26T11:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/?p=18520"},"modified":"2026-06-26T11:49:03","modified_gmt":"2026-06-26T11:49:03","slug":"a-woman-from-montana-went-to-her-doctor-worried-about-her-husbands-complete-lack-of-interest-in-romance-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/?p=18520","title":{"rendered":"A WOMAN FROM MONTANA WENT TO HER DOCTOR WORRIED ABOUT HER HUSBAND&#8217;S COMPLETE LACK OF INTEREST IN ROMANCE."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">The doctor asked if she had tried getting him to take Viagra. She laughed and said, &#8220;Not a chance. He won&#8217;t even take an aspirin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">The doctor smiled and replied, &#8220;No problem. Just give him some Montana Viagra.&#8221; Confused, she asked what that was. &#8220;Simple,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Crush the pill, stir it into his morning coffee, and he won&#8217;t even know it&#8217;s there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">A week later, the woman called the doctor sounding completely panicked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">&#8220;Doctor, it was terrible!\u201d she cried. &#8220;What happened?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Did he get sick?&#8221; &#8220;No!&#8221; she shouted. &#8220;He grabbed me right there on the kitchen table!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\">The doctor paused. &#8220;Well, isn&#8217;t that what you wanted?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor asked if she had tried getting him to take Viagra. She laughed and said, &#8220;Not a chance. He won&#8217;t even take an aspirin.&#8221; The doctor smiled and replied, &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":18521,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-m"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18520"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18576,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18520\/revisions\/18576"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/discoverstory9.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}