The doctor asked if she had tried getting him to take Viagra. She laughed and said, “Not a chance. He won’t even take an aspirin.”
The doctor smiled and replied, “No problem. Just give him some Montana Viagra.” Confused, she asked what that was. “Simple,” he said. “Crush the pill, stir it into his morning coffee, and he won’t even know it’s there.”
A week later, the woman called the doctor sounding completely panicked.
“Doctor, it was terrible!” she cried. “What happened?” he asked. “Did he get sick?” “No!” she shouted. “He grabbed me right there on the kitchen table!”
The doctor paused. “Well, isn’t that what you wanted?”
